Friday, May 30, 2008

HAPPINESS

How to make a woman happy?It seems not so difficult! You should only be:
1) Father
2) Comrade
3) Lover
4) Brother
5) Friend
6) Owner
7) Teacher
8) Cook
9) Roofer
10) Sanitary engineer
11) Mechanic
12) Decorator
13) Stylist
14) Sexopatologist
15) Gynaecologist
16) Psychologist
17) Psychiatrist
18) Therapist
19) Bold
20) Organizer
21) Good Father
22) Cleanly
23) Friendly
27) Careful
28) Gallant
29) Intelligent
30) Educated
31) with a sense of humor
32) Inventive
33) sporty
34) Strong
35) Understandable
36) Acquiescent
37) Tolerant
38) Lenient
39) Cautious
40) Soft
41) Relaxed
42) Ambitious
43) Decided
44) Reliable
45) Infatuated
46) Polite
47) Very Good Father
48) .....etc.not forgetting this:
49) often to say compliments
50) love to engage in shopping
51) no scandals and not to look for problems
52) to be rich
53) do not irritate her
54) do not look at other girls

At the same time, you must:
55) be attentive to her
56) not be jealous
57) get along with her mother
58) find time for her,.. leaving the space for her, worrying about her...

VERY IMPORTANT:
59) Do! Not to forget the dates of:
Birthday
First rendezvous
Betrothal
Wedding
Unfortunately, even strictly observing all the rules, her happiness ... is not guaranteed,because she can stifle with perfectness of her partner and escape with the first one comes across:
rabble-alcoholic-philanderer

How to make a man happy?
It seems unrealizable:
1) to sleep with him
2) to leave him alone