Thursday, January 31, 2008

the world in 7 pics and a break to models= anorexic

STOP STEREOTYPING: MODELS ARE NOT ANOREXIC

came across some really sad pictures of girls who are anorexic/bulimic and i think these pictures can stop the stereotyping that MODELS ARE ANOREXIC. because there are those who are not, like *ahem* your's truely.





on the lighter side of things, these 7 picture shows the world~~

only in China

only in Texas
only in Mexico
only in India
only in Hawaii

only in America
only in Thailand.
cool yea??
a link for 18 and above only: http://www.thebachelorguy.com/5-summer-sex-positions-that-could-get-you-hospitalized-or-arrested.html
love,
chanel






♥ the last words are written at 2:41 PM

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

lollipop policeman and yu sheng

LOLLIPOP POLICEMAN AND YU SHENG

woots~~

met a really cute policeman yesterday on my way to work. he was in charge of checking the possesions of all people who pass through the staff entrance.
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policeman: sorry for the inconvenience caused

me: its alright, just take your time

- fumbles around my bag-

policeman: oooh!! lollipop!!
me : =)

-fumbles around laptop cover-

policeman: you may go

me: thanks!

policeman: LOLLIPOP~~!!

me: you want?? (sincerly intending to give it to him)

policeman: nahhss... *blushes*
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he actually blushed~~~ sooo cute~~~

me and my sick fetish........

anyway, my class celebrated the chinese new year with an yu sheng much thanks to our facilitator, Della!



those with the plastic gloves are the commitee to make yu sheng, and yes, that includes me


the aftermath of fun

sherm, jacky and ben
me and idiotic jacky

that's all for now.

signing off,

love,
chanel








♥ the last words are written at 2:03 PM

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

happy birthday mr horny~~!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR HORNY

this post came in a lil' late as i wanted to compile all of my nice nice photos together and actually blog on everything at one go. first up is mr horny's birthday party at his place!! the whole event was actually quite magical i would say, this was how it goes.


20th january 2008 marks the 20th birthday of mr horny and he decides to celebrate it at home with his friends and a smirky smile. besides, home is where the heart is yea?? so he got himself a cake..

called over some guy friends and was actually having alot of fun. however, they realised something, there was a lack of gorgeous girls in the scene.

so he decided to go on with the birthday ritual and decided to wish for gorgeous girls to spend his birthday with him.however, catch is, every birthday boy is only entitled to one girl. at least one gorgeous girl is better than none yea??


and so he makes his wish and blows out those wishing candles.

smirking away as he cuts his cake knowing full well that as it was his birthday, his wish will come true.
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TRUE ENOUGH!! the girl appeared in a flash of light!!

and thus, it marks the end of the story.

at the other side of the world, a superhero turned villian has decided to sow his 'seed' into all canines, hoping that they will all become mutant Canineders to infest and take over the world!!

poor Oreo has been targetted to become spidey's first victim! somebody help him!!!

is that a bird? is that a plane? NO. its a pair of giant hands and legs coming to oreo's rescue!!
*ps: the above story was entirely fictitous. anyone dumb enough to believe??
next up: ultimate photoshoot of W34G. the best kids in town.

yea, that's our cultural facilitator who's kinda cute despite being a bit *ahem* gay. *blushes*


much as i hate this pose, but a girl can have her dumb blonde/kawaii moments yea??
trying to spoil the photo.
loving our class too much that it is a tradition to hug the walls


i'm a RP ambassador!!! promoting RP is my cause.............. *lame*

the guys are certainly enjoying the view yea??
and gen seems hungry for my 'buns'

fooling around while fir is trying to teach me maths.

last: manage to uncover couple pictures taken with joxef during the unforgettable 10 hour long photoshoot.


those who are interested to view the modelling photos or intending to buy traditional yet modern chinese clothes for the upcoming chinese new year, feel free to view:
note: i don't earn money from the advert.
alright, i've gotta go back to my lessons(secretly blogging...shh..!)
love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 1:58 PM

Friday, January 18, 2008

first day at TIGER BAR!!

LIVING ON A PRAYER

working at Tiger bar is real fun!! the people there are nice, especially JASON FERNANDEZ, fun environment and the customers, NO MORE FUSSY SINGAPOREANS!! i just love working in the transit area man.

the first time i went into the transit area of the VERY new T3 and to tell you the truth, i was friggin' awe-strucked. all my favourite brands! 'burberry' ,'chanel', 'salvotore ferrangamo' and so on........ and what's more, the toilets are bigger than half of my house!! there's those basins that are shaped in a bowl, individual dressing tables(complete with chairs and side table) and even dressing rooms!!

no more having to dirty my precious hands from carry heavy bowls and scortching plates. hello to shots, cocktails and mixers. i've now found a mixer that has taken over the place of no.1 mixer and that is 'Malibu Pineapple'!! pushing vodka cranberry to 2nd. think i'm gonna get myself a bottle of that soon so that i can have it at home too. =)

stuck on the song 'living on a prayer' by Bon Jovi and i just can't stopin playing it!! URGHH~~!

omg, ben was just crapping again. now its on the peony flower( flower of china) and he kept pronouncing it as 'pee-o-ni' and he says its sounds like the name of a small penis...............whatever! *waves hand away*

just took peeektures with my dear classmates but they have yet to upload *shakes head* so poor me i've gotta wait.

suffering from writer's block...


till next time!!

saluto ciao!

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 2:55 PM

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous

JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS ...... =(

i know i should'nt be see thatit is one of the 7 deadly sins but still???

URRGGHH~~~

sick of those lovey-dovey couples. stop showing off especially to me!! i'm 'emo' enough already.






i should be happy with what i have yea???

♥ the last words are written at 2:30 PM

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

mr horny's b'day's coming~~~!!!

ONE BUSY CHIC


yea, i am. so many things to do, too little people to do it for me. crap. i must seriously get myself an organiser (hints). as i am now *ahem* EMPLOYED, thus i am also considered busy contributing to singapore's economy.

so what's up on my agenda, i'm going to work as a bartender in Changi Airport T3's transit area, so those who wanna visit me, please kindly proceed to the ticket counter at the departure hall to purchase a ticket. afterall, its worthwhile for me yea?? *sniggers* anyway, its going to take up ALOT of time as i am in serious need of cash, thus resulting in the endless conplaints from mr. horny.

got to take time out to actually go to reina's house to chereograph a lyrical piece(was playing with the idea of adding hip hop, jazz and victorian) with her, but knowing the two of us, we'll probably end up having girl's talk and lotsa laughter.

got booked by fel to go PHUTURE-ing with her this friday. and so coincidentally, lion's b'day falls on the same day!! just got to learn to pretend to be oblivious to that day in case he comes hounding me for a present. what can i give to a guy whose dad owns a Lambourghini??? my heart?? nahz, he'll only want my cousin's. my body???? hmm, mr horny might just kill the both of us.

anyway, mr horny's b'day's coming!! someone's getting OLDER and has already stepped out of being a TEEN, since he's bcoming TWENTY. get it?? nevermind, i get my own joke and that's all that matters yea?? back to the point, mr horny is getting OLD and thus he has got to be more mature yea?!?!?!? and of course learn to be a lil' more sweet la. its all for your own GOOOOOD! consider your future yea!! if ya get what i mean.

been trying to steal time lately so as to get mr horny's present ready on time too. so yea, too much things to do, too little time!!
went to watch 'Body #19' last night with mr horny, and i swear, it totally grossed me out!! it should be rated M18 rather than NC16. its so frigging violent and sinister. however, the special effect was quite sucky as the cat looks fake. moreover mr horny was trying REAL hard to irritate me in removing my hands from my eyes and ears. protect and comfort instead man!! where'd the love go??

ok, i am suppose to be doing visual basic(VB) now, but somehow, vb now seems londa evil as there are codes such as 'doom' and 'deathbed'. the person who invented vb must be some emo freak.




digressing.......



TILA TEQUILA IS EFFING HOT~~!!



i'll seriously kill for her wardrobes man!! all those slutty clothes which does not look slutty once worn. aww man... and futhermore, how can an asian look so good in blond hair and yet at the same time not look like an ah lian???




oh yea.... i should be listening in class and not blogging. i actually had the intention of just blogging a one-liner who can resist the temptation of the words?!?!




alright, signing off,


loves,

chanel








love me for a reason, let the reason be love

♥ the last words are written at 2:18 PM

Saturday, January 12, 2008

NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS

well, all i can say is that year 2008 has been nothing but a hell wreck of problems. seriously, all the new year greetings from loved ones does not seem to be working.

although it was not as terrible as what i've experienced last year, it still disheartens me just to think of it. furthermore, now that i'm not working, i seem to be a burden to my dad and my brother as my dad is facing a slight financial my dad's asking him to contribute even more . seems like i really need to start working fast and stop depending on them AND also contribute to the family.

i feel like i'm seriously suffering from chronic fatigueness, although i know that it is partly of my PMS-ing like mad. my cramps are killing me even more then usual for unknown reasons and my mood swings are just terrible. feeling all 'emo' like what my facilitator daniel will say.

even when i try to find solace in dance, the conflicts that the two cliques are facing is excruciating. 3 weeks has past but not a single dance step has been chereographed. furthermore, the presentations in 5 weeks. which means, we are only left with 5 weeks to perfect the dance.

due to my PMS, my temper has got the better of me and people around, which includes Mr horny, are definitely affected. anyway, i'm sorry mr horny for everything............
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HOLY CRAP!!! this shit is scaring me!!! the door bell has been ringing for the past 5 mins but here's no one outside!! furthermore, for the 5 mins it was ringing, i was standing at the peep hole and there was NOBODY!!! lotsa thanks to annabelle for accompanying me.


love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 8:05 PM

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

happy 2008 !!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

heya!! i'm back!! i've been kinda busy (and lazy ) to blog recently, so here i am and don't complain. anyway, its the new year!!!

went out wih mr horny, michelle and friends to kallang to catch the fireworks which will be AWESOME if we were nearer. pity we did'nt bring the camera.

since its the new year, all agree we should have some resolutions yea?? to those who have read my entry last year about new year resolutions, well, resolutions are part of celebating the new year yea?? be it achieved a not yea?

things that i've done in 2007:

- broke up with ricky which i almost died but learnt alot
- in love with mr horny and his crappy personality
- made a really silly mistake with rodney
- found a true friend in felicia
- a sister in annabelle
- made friends with alot of dogs
- screwed tp's auditions
- made into republic polytechnic and made lotsa new and good friends
- gotta laptop
- ran out of the house to stay with my mum and went home again
- china trip that strengthen family's bonds, saw great wall of china new found hobby skii-ing!!
- ah b died but BAM BAM takes over!!
- first car accident!! but it was REALLY minor. no worries.
- smoked for the first time
- did a super long 10hr photoshoot

new year resolutions for 2008:

- more faith in my Daddy God
- spend more QUALITY time with family and friends
- love myself more than ever
- LESS PROCRASTINATING
- be more involved in class especially during MATHS AND SCIENCE
- reduce shopping expenses (if only)
- earn more ka-chings $$$$$
- be less forgetful
- tone ABS......
- bike/car license (mr horny's gonna kill me)
- get islander card and UOB clear card
- try not to turn down modelling opportunities

think thats' all for now yea!! till i remember anything else to add......

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 12:59 AM