Thursday, January 25, 2007
i'm stuck
i was readin through xiaxue's archives when i came across this. Imagine this situation. YOU ARE A MALE.Saddam Hussein appears one day in your life and abducted the person you love the most in the whole wide world. (This person cannot be a supreme being please.)He calls you up, and with the voice of your loved one in the background, asks you to go to this warehouse.When you appear, you see him holding your loved one at gunpoint. As a very sick joke, he asks you to choose one of the following to have sex with. Remember u are a male, not a female.He says, if you do not choose, he would shoot the brains out of your loved one, right before you eyes.Please rank the following alternates to have sex, with 1 being the first choice and 6 being the last choice. RANK, not choose one, k?
1) A 5 year old girl. You do not know her. She is quite pretty.2) A female donkey of relative cleanliness.3) Your father's best friend. He is male, aged 55 and is not good looking and quite balding. 4) Gisele Bundchen. Or any supermodel of your choice. Very very beautiful, a peeeerfect body with nice boobs. There's a catch. She died 10 minutes ago of a heart attack.5) A 75 year old granny. Not related to you. Relatively smelly. Too wrinkled to see whether she was once pretty or not, definite is not now.6) Your own elder sister, who is 2 years older than you.Rank! In case you are wondering,- No, you are not allowed to use a condom.- Yes, you do know your father's best friend.- No, you are NOT allowed to close your eyes while shagging.- Yes, you can choose to do it with the donkey at its vagina or anus.put your rankings in the tagboard ok??
♥ the last words are written at 3:53 PM
i'm bored...... as usualits early in the morning and i have nothin much to talk about.went out with daaarrrrhhhllliiinnn facquelin for dinner with her dear whose name i've already forgotten (paiseh, sorry sorry.) and one more friend of her's whose name i also forgot le( damn my forgetful mind).we went to pasta mania at bugis and took a freakin long time to decide what to eat. i swear any longer and my hair would have turned white.
damn, somethin is wrong with my blog layout, gotta make another skin for it. troublesome. anyone wanna help me make a personalised skin?had such a weird dream last night.its was quite funny though, so i'll not be surprised if i actually laughed in my sleep. dreamt that i was in child care centre. the teachers there was actally my boss and my colleagues were actually my fellow playmates.i was suppose to call my dad to tall him that i am not comin back for dinner and that i'll be goin to china with my fellow playmates.(why china? i don't know).i forgot to call my dad and called dear last minute to tell him that i'll be out of the country when i'm already at the airport. he got angry and we quarrelled. i walked angrily to the the toilet only to find a pregnant lady givin birth. i just dismissed it as the most natural thing in the world.ok, it is natural, but in the public toilet?? dear's call came again as i ransacked angrily around my bag for my phone and i woke up, only seein dear's name apperin on my screen, callin me. weird right?
anyway, while i was on the train to work, a lady boarded the train. as i was leanin against the glass panal, she came in and leaned against the door, such that i can only see her side view. i was just listenin to my ipod and mindin my own business when suddenly, i notice somethin!this lady, she has an uncanny with one of my ex by the name of jason! i mean, i swear man, if i were just normal friends with jason right from the start, i would have thought that this was his sister. but to my knowledge, he does not have one. maybe this girl standin right in front of me is their illegitimate child? just guessin though, no offense and no hard feelins ok jason? but, really. the facial features from the side view though was so similar. as she was listenin to her discman (who still uses a discman in sinapore? time to upgrade to a decebt mp3 girl.), she started mouthin the words to the song, somethin like lip-syncin (something that most artists will do durin concerts or music videos). even the love for singin is the same! i think if she was the only one on the train, she would have added some actions as well to mimic the videos. but as i was listenin to my ipod, she looks more like she was chantin, at some point of time when she closes her eyes, she even look like she is prayin very earnestly.ok, henry just said somethin that is scarin me. he said that the centipede population(for his fish) is actually decreasin. do you know what that means??? it means that there are actually centipedes on the loose somewhere in the office! (foldin legts to chest on the chair. ) somebody save me !love chanel
♥ the last words are written at 10:44 AM
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
my dear is a rare species
my dear is a rare specieshaha. dear just called me and he almost made me laugh my knickers off. hahame: later we havin dinner with my colleagues ok ?dear: HUH?? don't want la!me: huh, but its her last day lei.(in a pathetic voice)dear: will have alot of people anot?me: no la, only 3 of us onlydear: orh, i thought got a lot of peopleme: so if got alot of people then you don't want to go le la???dear: ya. because i am a rare species. extremely endangeredwahahahaha..... damn, why do i have such a crazy guy for a hubby???( but i'm not complainin)love, chanel
♥ the last words are written at 5:11 PM
i'm in trouble !
haiz, why am i so dumb so dumb so dumb???
ah ! now my boss is gonna kill me, chop me up to feed his fish.
breathe chanel, breathe.
ok, this is what happen.
deedee has to go out, so she left me with the office keys, expectin me to lock the dor when i go out to buy lunch.she even said not to lock the lower lock, just the upper one will do.i scrutinised the keys to make sure of the similarities.
ok , cool. so i took one of the keys out with me and remembered to lock the door and stuff.
i was happily on my way back after packin my lunch and, no, i did not lose the key. i happily inserted it into the key hole and pushed the door to open it.
right. the door cannot open. i thought to myself, nevermind. i can always try again. but no matter how hard i pushed, the stupid door just would'nt budge! pissed pissed pissed. i called dee dee for help and she came back to the office to open the door for me. when she asked for the other key, i was like, shit, its in the office!
so of course, she called my boss,henry. although henry never asked for me, i could actually hear that he sounds quite angry.she then called eddie(as he has a spare) to come back to the office although he's at clementi. i feel so bad =(
while waitin for eddie to come back, i and deedee went to a nearby kopitiam to have lunch. i'm amazed that i can actually finish lunch as i seriously have no appetite. although deedee hept askin me not to worry but how can i not?
oh no, my facqueline daaarrrhhhllliiinn just called me. she complained that she has been scolded twice and is thinkin of findin another job. no. don't want. she's one of my bestest of the bestest buds here.all the more she's my shoppin buddy and the only one whom i can bimbo and talk with without hearin any boastin with. damn. i don't want her to leave. fine. i'll be selfish and persuade her to stay. but if she really wants out, there's no stoppin her. haiz.
love,
chanel
♥ the last words are written at 2:42 PM
nothing in particular
nothing in particular
damn, i am super bored.
all alone in this lonesome office.
feelin nothin but the cold air of the air con
and an empty stomach
behold!
woe is me
convinced that i'm really bored now? i'm just ramblin on about nothingness.therefore i shal start talkin about the conversation between me and kelly yesterday.
after i met kelly, i abandoned poor kenneth to wait for his dad himself. he was kind enough to walk with me from the office to bugis.so i felt kinda bad makin him wait for his dad alone, like a zombie starin into space(thats what he said).
as both of me and kel's stomach was writhin in hunger, we decided to make our way as fast as we can towards the nearest kfc. i think our hunger pangs has took over our mind that we actually forgot to pay the cashier for our food and just made our way(kel carryin the tray of sexy chicken) back to our seats! we have totally no idea that the cashier actually followed us out of the counter to our seats. damn were we embarrassed.haha
somehow through our conversation, somethin happened.
i have no idea what happened to me but i had some disease that makes me super lame to talk to.and to make it worse, its super infectious!
we were talkin about the staff workin in the LV shops
me: how nice if i was workin in an LV shop, i'll get staff discounts.
kel: ya lorz
me: do you know that whenever a staff buys somethin from LV, they get their name embossed inside, so that they cannot sell it away and make profit nor give it to freinds.
kel: really, good what, got personalised bag. do you think they just embosse yuor first name or full name. if only first name then you can sell it to another jasmine. haha
me: think is full name ba. if your name is mary how? the world got so many mary. jesus mother's name also mary. the lamb's owner also called mary.
(kel at this point is givin me the what the hell look.)
me: haha. ok. i know i am super lame.
kel: so you want me to get a wheel chair?
wahahahahaha....
don't you think its so funny and lame? ok. its not. nevermind. i appreciate can le.
see waht i mean. kel has somehow got infected !
there was another conversation that went like this
me: do you know that our local chickens are actually tricked into layin eggs?
kel: really?
me: ya. farmers on and off the lights a couple of times, and bein chickens, they stupidly thought that 3 days have passed and lays an egg.
kel: really(clearly not interested)
me: imagine if the same treatment is done on humans, how many times a day must we give birth???
kel: i'm gettin cold.
kel has somehow built up a certain resistance to my virus.
anyway, went to choose chinese new year's clothes for kel. she bought a really nice toga top and a pair of espadrilles look alike shoes. i also bought a new tank top for only $7! how cheap is that?
so anyway, i ask kel if i could borrow her stuff but she just told me i can if i can fit.ok, so kel is one size bigger than me. everythin of hers that i wear will not be fittin on me. so i complained.
everythin of yours is bigger than mine except your boobs. wahaha.....
and she hit me on my boobs. ok, that's so school girl, i know, and we sort of had a small fight right in front of the escalator, scarin a few people. haha
how sweet, my daaarrrhhhllliiinn facqueline just gave me a mascara which is imported from... from.. ermz.. i forgot. but who cares, its imported and i am one of the minority that owns it. so worship me now people.
haha. KIDDIN.
crazy.i then don't want people worshippin me.
love
jasmine chanel
♥ the last words are written at 11:15 AM
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
i'm banished to the 2nd leve of hell !!
i'm banished to the 2nd level of HELL !!Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
ok. this is fun yet, i dunno, weird. i don't think i am lustful. am i?
but even if i were, do i have to be banished to hell for that? i'm nice.i really am. *tryin to act sweet*
♥ the last words are written at 4:59 PM
i am chanel and i rule !
I AM CHANEL AND I RULEanother boring day at the office. man, this entry sounds boring already.ok. on a happier note. i finished the 80 story modes of maximum tune. yay! may be no mean feat for you guys, but think about it, a lady driver, class B2, crusin in her red hot evo. shiok sia.wahaha... i'm gonna kick you guys ass. just wait and see. but right now, helpin dear complete his 80 story mode.i've bought tix for the phantom of the opera. wahahaha. think i'm goin crazy with excitement! when i went to find out about the available seats, i almost died of spasms. the seats are sellin off so much much much much...........(just tryin to emphasize) faster then i thought. i wanted to get vip (coz i am very important of course)seats, but to my horror, its all sold out! for the whole month! ah! the horrors! ok, i'm bein drama mama here.*slap myself* so anyway, i've just gotta settle for the category 1 seats. when the tix were in my hands, i swear must have got 10 orgasms there on the spot! anyway, i told dear that if i don't get to watch it here in singapore, i'll just jolly well fly to london and watch it. anyone also watchin it? besides my sista sista colleague, darrrrhhhllliiinn facquelyn.hahatalkin about colleague, i'm now known as chanel. the founder of chanel, coco chanel, have just chosen me to be her new heiress, her bein without a heiress and all. yes, the CHANEL who invented the little black dress and my bag and my wallet and my perfume chanel no.5. ok. i'm a chanel freak. anyway, chanel is my second name and i'll like to be called by that thank you very much. (in an italian ya-ya accent)kiddin. JUST KIDDIN. i'm not an heiress. sad, i know. but no. not an heiress. but does any billionoaire want to adopt me? i'm open for auction. KIDDIN! i'm taken already.too late. but yes. call me chanel people. my colleagues and even my boss calls me that. the reason? not because i am really an heiress or anything, but because of my chanel obsession. and since my job in the office is to answer calls for recruitment, my boss posted up an ad to call chanel. get it?so now, everybody in the office and unemployed people calls me chanel.ok, not my point.back to the phantom of the opera musical.i'm watchin it on the 28th april 8 pm. anyone watchin the same can juz drop me a message. and those who have not bought your tix yet, WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR??? its THE musical of the year. forget notre dame or my fair lady. phantom of the opera will knock your knickers off!meetin kelly later for dinner. she seems to be my girlfriend or somethin. meetin her every week to have our secret tryst. you know what i mean *sniggers*NO! no, you don't know what i mean. i'm not a lesbian! for your information if you think i am one.don't even go there.just meetin her for dinner for some catchin up. ya knowok, i've blogged myself happy. fingers gettin a bit tired le. ya i know, i'm a lazy person. happy now?lazy person signin offjasminei mean,chanel
♥ the last words are written at 11:14 AM
Monday, January 22, 2007
to hell with perverts!
TO HELL WITH PERVERTS !I did not have much time to go online to update my blog. so as you can see i've delayed quite a few dayswell, i met two perverts on to consequetive days just last week.first, i was on the train after work, on my way to meet jessica at orchard. i can say that i was not scantily dressed. afterall, i am comin back from work.as i was dead tired, as soon as the doors of the train opened, i made a bee line for a seat. so there i was, seated beside a man at the extreme left.as soon as i sat, this man, around thirti-ish, turned his head 90 degrees to face me. ok, this is not something that happens everyday, so man was i freaked out. then he suddenly talked to me !i remember listenin to my ipod and talkin to my colleague joxef at the same time, so i could not really make out what he was sayin. i took off my ipod and asked joxef to hold on, maybe this guy is just a traveller askin for directions (afterall, he looks like a china man.)this was how the conversation went-china guy: alight at the next stop(in chinese)me: huh?china guy: alight at the next stopme: huh?i'm freakin out at this point of time,thinkin if there is anything dirty about the seat i am seatin on. i'm lookin around at the other commuters but no one seems to notice anything strange.china guy(now in english): are you alightin at the next stop? city hall or raffles place?me: city hallthat was the last thing i said to mr. freaky as i alighted at city hall to transfer to another train.but as i alight, the freaky china man followed me. ok, it might seem normal as most commuters will get off at city hall. as i was kinda freaked out by what happened, i decided to walk away from the freaky china man and continue talkin to joxef.but like bees to honey, he followed me! ok, that is too much of a coincidence if you ask me. he just walked up to my side and stand beside me as if it is the most natural thing in the world! soon, the train came and i ignored him. before i board the train, he said :(again in chinese) i find you extremely pretty.ok, i'm officially freaked i tell ya.maybe i really am, but i don't wish to be complimented like that by a middle-aged chinese guy! i tried to squeeze my way into the middle of the train but that china man had to follow me. i was complainin like hell to joxef.joxef: get out of the train!me:but its not my stop yet.joxef: then you'll rather let that guy follow you?i got off obediently and walked as fast as i can all around dhoby ghaut station. that was the last i saw of him. thank god.as if one pervert is not enough, the next day i've gotta meet another one. i was walkin towards the traffic light at bugis when i saw an old uncle at the traffic light wavin to me. i at first thought is someone behind, so i looked back, but i was the only one around.i ignored the old man and waited for the green man. there the uncle was, still wavin at me, as if seekin my attention. so i granted him the attention he was seekin for by glancin at him.what i saw shocked me. he was lookin at me and scratchin his croutch !hello? do i look like a pornstar?ah ! got scared by a stupid frog, miakin me think the office is dirty. damn that frog, its still on the loose! somebody help me ! ok, train of thoughts dissappeared in a puff of purple smoke.ciaolove jasmine
♥ the last words are written at 10:09 AM
Thursday, January 18, 2007
feelin like a hangover
yawns. i feel so tired these days but yet i have no idea why.just woke up from a half hour nap, slpin upright in the office chair. kept wakin up whenever someone walks past the office though(it might be my boss!) so you can say that my was not one of the best naps i've had.
anyway, the worst thing is that i woke up with every bad headache. feels like a hangover and yet i have not touch a single drop of liqour ever since mao's b'day.someone help me.
these few days are the kind of days when you feel like you can just fall directly into dreamland just by closin your eyes. aww man, my back is achin like crazy. i seriously have no idea what is makin me so tired.here i am, doin admin everyday, just needed to answer phone calls,look pretty and hold interviews compared to my other colleagues who are actually sloggin their guts out outside.maybe i'm sufferin from a case of chronic fatigueness.i'll seriously appreciate it if someone actually gives up thier seat for me in the train, seein the forlon,pathetic and zombie-like me.
goin to chat with deedee now
yawns
i mean, ciao!
love
jasmine
♥ the last words are written at 2:30 PM
gross me out
oh well, another boring day at work. i amaze myself sometimes at the things i do, and that includes bloggin 3 posts a day ! i am that bored ok.
anyway, just wanna talk about a few things that grossed me out.
firstly, i wanna talk about frogs. frogs do not scare me in any way, except how horrible lookin they are. but i wanna talk about dried up ones. well, they are all right in front of me in a tank, dried skinny. it may not sound very gross, but in real life, it will make you go 'eeee'. trust me. they looked all shrunkened up that they do not look like they belong anywhere near the office, but in those chinese medical halls.
secondly, is my boss's fish. almost everyday, i see my boss throw a hideous long creature(nope. not the dick) into the the fish tank. yes. its the centipede. and the fish just gobbles it up in a matter of minutes. seriously, that is some mean feat i tell ya. the centipede is not the kinds you see in nicely pruned gardens,that's millipede you idiot, its the kind that you get to see in a documentary on discovery channel. each centipede is around an average length of 10 cm! ok, its not the length that makes it gross, but how the fish actually eats it. first it waits for it to drown,the way it drown, ha, you'll think it died of spasms. then it makes a quick gobble and swallows it whole, leavin only the head and feelers(i forgotten how it is spelled) stickin out of the mouth while it continues swimmin around happily around the tank happily, as if showin the centipede around. grossed out yet?
thirdly, i stumbled into this website which i used to visit with my friends back when we were in lower secondary.
www.rotten.com . they show extreme grosteque pictures which are not for the faint hearted. severed bodies, finger pokin through the eye, you want it, they've got it. was kind of freaked out as i was the only one in the office when i opened this site.
fourthly, this not only grosses me out, but also pisses me off,big time. over the years, i get to know girls that, you know, acts all cute and sweety pie in front of their guy friends or boyfriends, but changes 180 degrees when talkin to us fellow female homosepians.just what is their problem? if i were a guy, i would totally barf right into their so- called sweetie pie faces and tell them to go somewhere to curl up and die. close friends will be shocked as i do not ask people to curl up and die, but yes, i've had enough. as wise people always say, there's a limit to eveything. if you want to treat your friends as a lamp post(as in insignificant) while you and your beau are together, you jolly well DON'T ask them along. i'm sure a great number of people will really appreciate that. i'm not sayin you cannot act all sweet in front of your beau, i sometimes do, but please do respect other's limit because whilst your beau may be enjoyin it, everyone else is queuein up for the toilet to barf their guts out.
actually, alot of other things grosses me out too, like rotten egg yokes, cellulites, sweaty vulvas, sweaty crotchs stainin leotards. well, you get the idea. anyway, got lotsa phone calls comin in so i'm off. ;D
ciao!
love
jasmine
♥ the last words are written at 10:57 AM
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
i'm so stupid
ok. i'm scarring myself. just how many stupid things can i do in one day when i'm bored. i wonder. so i've decided to seek solace in my blog. ya know, get my mind off things. answerin the phone and the boredom is killin me.anyway, just to let you know of some of the stupid things i did in my office.stupid thing no.1 well, i tried to learn to appreciate to magnificance of the stupid fish in front me. AH ! someone pressed the lift alarm. ok, anyway, back to the fish. yupz, there i was, face pressed against the side of the fish tank. felt quite amazed at its sized as i saw it upclosed and i was goin "whoa!"stupid thing no.2, was kinda bored so there i was, climbed up unto a chair, yes, in my heels, to look at the frogs that are actually food for the fish,placed on top of the humongus fish tank. to think that i was actually havin fun scarrin the frogs. haha. i can be so evil sometimes.stupid thing no.3. i started talkin to my boss's 9 parrot fish. hey, they are sick ok, so just tryin to show some care and concern. whatever.oh ya. temasek polytechnic has just opened a new course which i am VERY interested in. that is the diploma for veterinary technology. aww man, i'll just melt at the sight of animals. especially brown poodles or a west highland white terrier (dear, get the hint). anyway, i just LOVE animals. ah! going crazy over them!kelly just called to talk about polytechnics.ciaolove jasmine
♥ the last words are written at 1:30 PM
freak me out!
oh my,i've just realise how easily i can freak out when an insect of any sort is close to me.be it butterflies or cockroaches. i came to this realisation when my boss dropped a centipede unto the floor while feedin his long yu. and that stupid thing have gotta crawl under my table. not only was the centipede freakin me out, my boss was in cahoots with it by screamin at me to get away. a very effective way to chase away my mornin blues, but no thank you.its funny just thinkin about it. how can i be scared of somethin more than 10 times smaller in size than me. ask me to step on a cockroach? the next thing you know, i won;t be anywhere near you and that creature from hell. wait, maybe it really is from hell. judgin from its blackish appearance and ugly facial features. i remember there was a time when dear kept kickin a cockroach just to show me how helpless they are in front of human domination. but, too bad, they just freak me out, real bad. i think they must be the ugliest thing on the face of this earth,besides maggots. bleargh ! ok ok. think about better things. went out to have dinner with kelly after work. the bravery of her to dare to be late and make lao niang wait. haha. its so good to meet up with friends that you have known for a long long time.lots of catchin up to do. no pictures for the time being, savin up for a digi camera in the time bein.oh man, missed dear. last night was one of the extremely rare nights that i could not hear his voice before i sleep. shall make him sing song to me before i sleep everynight from now on.haha. *freaky witch's laughter*love jasmine
♥ the last words are written at 10:13 AM
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
pure evilness
EVILand do you know what is evil ? tryin to make me jealous on purpose ! someone(shall let the person remain anonymous) tried to actually make me jealous just because dear is'nt with me physically. ah...! why do such pure evilness exist ! *steam comin outta my head while hair turnin white and messy*i am the kind of girl that like to make outhers jealous instead, be it purposely or accidently, or accidently on purpose. well, you get what i mean. ah....steam is startin to fog up computer screen.
♥ the last words are written at 4:29 PM
boring boring BORING !!
oh my gawwwwdd....! i am so bored. stuffin myself up with tapioca chips that dee dee bought from malaysia.damn,these chips are nice,but i'm kinda suspectin the hidden cholories and fats in them.crunch crunch crunchin my way til after office hours.
seriously, i think i'm gettin fat. i mean, who is'nt self-consious? besides old uncles who still reminces about their army life by walkin around in their army uniform.
anyway, back to me gaining weight, does anyway know of a fuss-free way of losin weight which does not include me becomin an anorexic or bulimic, eatin pills, slimmin creams ,and hopefully allow me to eat as much as i love? anyone? anyone ?
♥ the last words are written at 3:55 PM
Thursday, January 11, 2007
resolutions, anyone?
while i was surfin the net, i suddenly remembered one of my new year's resolution:to tone my absyupz. i did resolve(silently) to start doin that on the 2nd of the new year durin the 5 minutes that i have to wait for my heater to heat.(heard its not good to work out while all that booze is still in ur body)i wanted to actually do 20 push ups and 20 crunches within the 5 minutes.(its possible ok!)so i'll have lovely toned abs and look stunning in a bikini that guys walkin past will trip while starin at me...but somehow bein the typical me, i plain forgot and now, 11 days has past and not i've not done half a sit up. instead,i spent the time snoozin in bed before the alarm wakes me up 5 minutes later. i'm such a loser.
ok,excercise fanatics will start sayin that half a sit up is a crunch which i have not done. ok! stop dissin me already, i know what i'm sayin, just tryin to test readers response (haha).i'm smarter than you think ok.i'm not a dumb blond,my hair's a mixture of brown and red shades.what i am tryin to say is that, how many people out there are actually able keep to their new year's resolution? yes, new year resolutions are good for well-bein and stuff, but how many people actually is able to keep to their resolution throughout the year?i admit, i hate exercisin and i hate sweatin.thus appeared the resolution.what to do? ai mei ma.but lookin back,i made that same resolution for last year and the year before and the year before the year before. confusin,well you get my idea. so it dawned on me that resolutions are actually crap that adds to the new year's spirit . people resolve to quit smokin, quit bein addicted to drugs(sex?) but most people still end up doin those thing for the rest of the year before they start makin the same resolution the next year.i'm not sayin that everybody is not able to keep to their resolutions. for those who kept to their resolutions and achieved whatever you want, good for you. but for the rest of the more unfortunate and unmotivated people, people like me, its a gone case. total crap.so, have you kept to your resolutions ?love jasminep/s: i chose to put everything in purple besides the normal colourful entry is because of a veri sophisticated yet simple reason. its my favourite colour! i told you it was simple. =p
♥ the last words are written at 3:27 PM
get me fuming
Get Me Fumingsorry to all my readers.i know it has been the longest time since i updated my blog.i'll make this entry long long one ok?anyway, here's an update of my life:-graduated and waitin for results now.-with hubz for more than a year le.-workin as a event promotor cum admin.-straightened my hair (to the relief of those who know me)-coloured my hair to the colour of both red and brown mixed together, did not highlight though,too ah lian.courtesy of sky who did my hair for free.-found a liking for taiwan oyster mee sua and fried oysters (oh my,heard that oysters are suppose to be a kind of aphrodisiac)-on the last story mode for maximum tune.help, anyone?-developed a weird likin for chanel and gucci goods,anyone wanna donate them to me ?-in serious need of retail therapy. wait, i always need retail therapyanyway, something happened last night that suddenly moved me to write my blog again.
my hubz fetch me from work yesterday as he had a night out.as he could not borrow his dad's car, we ended up ridin his bike.can you imagine me,wearin a white pencil dress with a big white chanel bag, ridin pillon on a bike?so anyway,we walked around bugis a bit and decided to return to Tampines to eat my taiwan mee sua.as the eatery was located outside of century square,hubz parked his bike his bike on the walkway outside the eatery.we were happily eatin (the oysters look damn sexy la! gosh,i think that damn aphrodisiac of an oyster is workin) when i suddenly had the urge(to merge?) to eat sotong ball from old chang kee.so dear, being the gentleman that he is stood up to buy it for me.there i was, happily readin my magazine and the next thing i know, hubz was dashin towards his bike at full speed, there was wind(literally) as he ran past our table.very cool.it was only then that i found out that there was a parking attendent.as i sat there all shocked and mesmerized at the same time,this bitchy malay girl and her boyfriend sat there laughin her heart out at the whole event as if it is the funniest thing on earth and why i know she is laughin at hubz is because she was lookin in his direction throughout the whole event.i'm sure she know's i'm the victim's gal as both parties was sittin there for quite some time already.i am not bein racist by stating that she was a malay,but i'm tryin to say is that how can anyone be so evil?if you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh, but be a little more discreet please and not laugh it all out right smack in the face of the victim's girlfriend.alright, i admit i sometimes laugh at another's misfortune but at least i'm more discreet then her!how would you like to be faced with a misfortuned and be laughed at in the face by stranger.curse you,you evil peopleas if the world do not have enough of evil people like you.and do they contribute to the society by laughin at misfortunes? NO !so dear still got the summon but i've offered to help him write a letter of appeal.i know,i'm that sweet.ok,i've vented enough.these people can really get on my nerves.
anyway, i'll be bloggin more often now as i've got the job doin admin,so i've got lotsa free time on hand.dede said that only good lookin people get to do adminwahahaha ! *flies into the clouds and gettin a bit drenched*
i've gotta go now, my boss,henry will be comin out of meetin soon !
lovejasmine
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