Friday, May 30, 2008

HAPPINESS

How to make a woman happy?It seems not so difficult! You should only be:
1) Father
2) Comrade
3) Lover
4) Brother
5) Friend
6) Owner
7) Teacher
8) Cook
9) Roofer
10) Sanitary engineer
11) Mechanic
12) Decorator
13) Stylist
14) Sexopatologist
15) Gynaecologist
16) Psychologist
17) Psychiatrist
18) Therapist
19) Bold
20) Organizer
21) Good Father
22) Cleanly
23) Friendly
27) Careful
28) Gallant
29) Intelligent
30) Educated
31) with a sense of humor
32) Inventive
33) sporty
34) Strong
35) Understandable
36) Acquiescent
37) Tolerant
38) Lenient
39) Cautious
40) Soft
41) Relaxed
42) Ambitious
43) Decided
44) Reliable
45) Infatuated
46) Polite
47) Very Good Father
48) .....etc.not forgetting this:
49) often to say compliments
50) love to engage in shopping
51) no scandals and not to look for problems
52) to be rich
53) do not irritate her
54) do not look at other girls

At the same time, you must:
55) be attentive to her
56) not be jealous
57) get along with her mother
58) find time for her,.. leaving the space for her, worrying about her...

VERY IMPORTANT:
59) Do! Not to forget the dates of:
Birthday
First rendezvous
Betrothal
Wedding
Unfortunately, even strictly observing all the rules, her happiness ... is not guaranteed,because she can stifle with perfectness of her partner and escape with the first one comes across:
rabble-alcoholic-philanderer

How to make a man happy?
It seems unrealizable:
1) to sleep with him
2) to leave him alone

♥ the last words are written at 3:17 PM

back to the beginning

am i going round in circles?? that is what i myself want to find out.

is fairytales just a wishful thinking of mine? i should know by now that is it not all that easy and i don't see why is everyone trying so hard to achieve 'fairytale' endings. and yet, i see myself as one of them, working for god knows what.

people all around is telling me give up on this futile pursuit, by why is it i still have this nagging feeling inside me?

i don't want to keep going in circles, working so hard and just come to realise in the end that whatever i wanted is not meant to be. i don't want to go through whatever has happened again.

i'm lost.

daddy God, you are my beacon of light in life, and in you i find my strength, guide me in your ways.


love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 9:00 AM

Monday, May 26, 2008

class of E55A. lurve this class

I LURRRB THIS CLASS

the cam-whorers that God has bestowed unto me to let me know that changing classes is not all that bad.

God, i can't wait for our 'vacation' man~~!!



my besties in the class: me- mean gene Lynette- stupidity genes jasmin-deaf gene and niza- perfectly fine.

i know i sat in a very uncouth manner. shuddup.

can we please get on with our 'vacation'?? cam-whoring madness~~
loves,
chanel
baby, i'm yours..
ps: to fel- who says i can only get along with guys???

♥ the last words are written at 2:12 PM

Friday, May 23, 2008

FOOLISHBABYISHINFANTILEJUVENILE

FOOLISHBABYISHINFANTILEJUVENILE

i know i should not let such a small matter get me down, but why is it always, ALWAYS that i'm lost to my surroundings?? i have no idea what got me here and how it got me in the first place, and besides, i don't think i did anything to make him say those senza things.

KO ZA VOICE DA MA??? FUNGKULO. MINKIA. URRRGHHH...

why did i even let such a cunt ruin my day?? no. wait, why does such a cunt EVEN EXIST(strangely, a small voice is telling me that such exists to irritate me)?? seriously, he said i was staring, but if he was not staring at me, how would he know i was staring(with the fact in mind that he was not the one i was looking at)?? so am i suppose to be sewing vulgarities at him too??

i let the matter rest not because i'm a pushover, its just that i don't see the point in stooping down to your level and making a fool of myself in public. what has happened in the past, its in the past. i did not pursue, and i don't care if you do ok, besides, whatever you do, you are just showing how juvenile you are.

what's worse: i do not understand what is your problem with me and i don't see how i am hardly related to you, judging on the fact that i have NEVER spoke to you once.

don't like my criticisms? then why are you even here in the first place?? if you were'nt looking for criticisms, then why don't you just click on the little red box at the top right hand corner of you screen. i say what like in my blog and i do not have to subdue to whether you like it or not.

love,

chanel

ps: thanks NEE NEE for your herbal tea, although it burnt not only my tongue but also somewhere else on my body. but its still much appreciated yea?

psps: nee nee and mr horny is the same person.

♥ the last words are written at 10:31 AM

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

boring boring boring

LESS THAN GLAMOUROUS

today's problem was about this small boy in India, gifted marathoner, who ran 60km in 6 and a half hours exploited by his coach. and did i mention he's only 3years old? leading on to another child maths genius in China who went to Oxford at the age of 9 and going for his Masters soon on FULL SCHOLARSHIP.

what's wrong with the world these days?? the young seem to be outshining the adults( the government of myanmar), freak winds and earthquakes. think the world is coming to an end, and i mean it not in a pessimistic point of view. i await for that day my saviour comes forth.

can my life get anymore boring?? what happened to all the going home in the wee hours of the morning (or not going home at all)rounding outside or late night partying OR late night shopping??

it somehow feels like amidst my hustle and bustle lifestyle, i've become a relatively boring person. too much work and striving for As in class is making me more or less tired and NOT fun.

this notion fell upon me when jeremy asked how did i spend my LONG( making sure to stress that word) weekend. my answer: working. talk about typical.

i seriously must do something about it. falling sick... mucus in my nose seems to be working overtime, giddiness and sleepiness comes after. i'm starting to feel a tad of reluctancy to go work later.

i haven't even start on gymnming despite my resolution(to myself) to start in may.

i need to go on a holiday badly...

love,

chanel.

ps: the last sentence was meant for class E55A. when are we going LANGKAWI?? desperately yearning for lush beaches, beautiful sunset, good company and a cup of PINA COLADA.

♥ the last words are written at 12:04 PM

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

too many controversies, too little time

TOO MANY CONTROVERSIES, TOO LITTLE TIME

i admit, i have been procrastinating ALOT that i almost forgot that i had a blog to update. but still, there's alot of going-ons in my life. striving for As in class is starting to become a chore in class as laziness starts to take over.

anyway, i have no idea what is wrong with Subaru drivers, they either have their ego up their ass or they are seriously childish to think that Subaru is a hot car. WHICH IS NOT. so what if my dad used to drive one?? it was totally pragmatic of him to sell it.

why am i dishing on subaru?? well, the car definitely has no problems with me, its their drivers, especially those driving rexes who are too anal for their own good.

this is what happened one night. mr horny was sending me home on the expressway when this rex turned up from no where and suddenly slowed down, seemingly waiting for us to catch up. and when we do, the STUPID REX DRIVER suddenly accelerated, showing odd his engine and all those other crap. that's not all, just before he(SRD) exited the expressway, he showed a thumbs down to us. C.H.I.L.D.I.S.H is all i can say. you just wait and see SRD......

as if that is not enough, just as i was bitching this to fel, she told me she had similar experience with an SRD too! but it was worse, this SRD was tailgating cyril's EX and high beaming him all the way. when cyril slowed down, the SRD pointed middle at him and demanded to get down and fight, which was C.H.I.L.D.I.S.H as he was looking at cyril's ass all the way although he's a SRD.

i don't mean to be a stereotype but this was what those SRD showed me, they want to be childish.

sidetracking, not to say that i'm a country bumpkin or anything, but since when has the prices of movie tickets rocketed to the uber steep price of $10??

i can get 3 packs of chicken rice with that~!! *faints*

$10 per person for a frigging ticket is super rip off i tell you. lets analyse. a cinema has an average of 206 seats per show and lets say for a new blockbuster, the whole cinema is filled, the cinema would have earned $2,060 per film. if lets say that particular cinema is filming that blockbuster 4 times in a day,it'll be $8240 in a day! and that's only one cinema... not counting the amount of cinema a cineplex contains. total rip off ma.....

and its as if the hike in GST is doing us any good .

anyway, something that made my jaws drop, excerpt from perez hilton:




Heidi Klum reveals that her hubby, Seal, proposed to her in an igloo he had built up in the Canadian Rockies just for the occasion.

Seal had a helicopter whisk the two of them up the mountain range to the pimped out igloo — complete with bed, rose petals, food, champagne…the works.



Any of you ladies have a better story?



Guys about to propose — think about stepping up your game.
loves,
chanel
ps: please don't take friendship for granted or risk losing them. keep to your word is all i'm asking.
psps: i do not care whatever shit rumours you have spread about me, all i can say is that i have done nothing of whatever you have said. believe me or not

♥ the last words are written at 10:21 AM