Wednesday, October 31, 2007

FULL OF CRAP

FULL OF CRAP

realised that MY class is one that is seriously FULL OF CRAP!! the guys especially, can make me laugh my head off like nobody's business.

here's the gist.

we were playing counter-strike in class yesterday and i was thrashing jerome (talk about girl power!!). somehow, weird names appeared like:

the golden boob --> benjamine

silver penise --> jerome

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR--> benjamin

MAKE LOVE AND BABIES -->jacky

went for break with the guys and we were actually talking about this christmas musical that benjamin was going to be involve and suddenly sherman came up to me and said RANDOMLY:

sherman: jasmine, come christmas, i'm gonna deck the halls with balls of fury
me: ermz.. what for??
sherman: i dunno, and you know what, i'll sing FALALALAL~~~

from this, i can derive that the guys in my class are retarded.

somehow, me,benjamin and sherman started playing 'yo mama' while walking to the food court and these are some they made:

yo mama so fat, that when she walked across the tv, i missed 3 episodes of cartoon network
yo mama so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so hairy, she had afros on her nipples

when we could not think of anymore, we realised that some of the guys are missing and went to look for them

me: where's bryce?
benjamin: bryce went to buy rice.

-_-'''

and somehow, sherman started talking about some CAMEL TOE thing, in which NONE of them(the guys) wanted to tell me what is it and said that it will pollute my mind.

smarty me went to google for images of it and BLOODY HELL, it is NOT camel's toe lor. people who wants to see it can just go google for it. not going to post it up and humiliate my fellow homosepians.

oh besides, sherman announced that he had camel hump, and proceeded to pull his pants around the croutch area.

that's not all, during presentation, kai xiang pronounced the word 'pendulum clock' into 'pendulum cock'. oh man, you would'nt believe the uproar my class made.

another issue, seriously,i think the whole education system is out to get us. its pouring outside school and they are blasting the air con that you can even hear it.

what's the link you may ask??

well, they are trying to freeze our brains so bad, so that we may all become brained-freezed zombies, forced to compromise to the merciless and tyrannical administration and education system of singapore.

can't you see?? they are trying to upsurp our individuality by forcing us to bend to corporate feudalism and to do that by legal means, is to freeze our brains, seeing that propaganda will neve work against the student body of the school.

ok, peer influence in the process, turning crappy myself. forget what i just said.

signing off,

love,
chanel