Wednesday, October 31, 2007

FULL OF CRAP

FULL OF CRAP

realised that MY class is one that is seriously FULL OF CRAP!! the guys especially, can make me laugh my head off like nobody's business.

here's the gist.

we were playing counter-strike in class yesterday and i was thrashing jerome (talk about girl power!!). somehow, weird names appeared like:

the golden boob --> benjamine

silver penise --> jerome

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR--> benjamin

MAKE LOVE AND BABIES -->jacky

went for break with the guys and we were actually talking about this christmas musical that benjamin was going to be involve and suddenly sherman came up to me and said RANDOMLY:

sherman: jasmine, come christmas, i'm gonna deck the halls with balls of fury
me: ermz.. what for??
sherman: i dunno, and you know what, i'll sing FALALALAL~~~

from this, i can derive that the guys in my class are retarded.

somehow, me,benjamin and sherman started playing 'yo mama' while walking to the food court and these are some they made:

yo mama so fat, that when she walked across the tv, i missed 3 episodes of cartoon network
yo mama so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so hairy, she had afros on her nipples

when we could not think of anymore, we realised that some of the guys are missing and went to look for them

me: where's bryce?
benjamin: bryce went to buy rice.

-_-'''

and somehow, sherman started talking about some CAMEL TOE thing, in which NONE of them(the guys) wanted to tell me what is it and said that it will pollute my mind.

smarty me went to google for images of it and BLOODY HELL, it is NOT camel's toe lor. people who wants to see it can just go google for it. not going to post it up and humiliate my fellow homosepians.

oh besides, sherman announced that he had camel hump, and proceeded to pull his pants around the croutch area.

that's not all, during presentation, kai xiang pronounced the word 'pendulum clock' into 'pendulum cock'. oh man, you would'nt believe the uproar my class made.

another issue, seriously,i think the whole education system is out to get us. its pouring outside school and they are blasting the air con that you can even hear it.

what's the link you may ask??

well, they are trying to freeze our brains so bad, so that we may all become brained-freezed zombies, forced to compromise to the merciless and tyrannical administration and education system of singapore.

can't you see?? they are trying to upsurp our individuality by forcing us to bend to corporate feudalism and to do that by legal means, is to freeze our brains, seeing that propaganda will neve work against the student body of the school.

ok, peer influence in the process, turning crappy myself. forget what i just said.

signing off,

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 12:28 PM

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

how fuckshit can you get???

SICK EXCUSE OF A MUM

seriously, if you can't seem to find a way to act like a mother, at least try to act like an adult PLEASE!! for the good of all humanities sake!!

you not only make your own daughter hate you, you even make the people around you, (and that includes the one closest to you and sleeping right beside you) detest and doubt you. want to attempt a lie?? even if it is not fool proof, at least do not make it so obvious!! you think the whole world is as dumb as you are??

so what now, even that bit of money you also want to wrangle, read my lips: HOW PATHETIC.

is money thicker than blood??? well, if it is to you, do you think i should actually stipulate to have ALL of my money from the bank that you owe BACK into MY account?? but why am i not doing that?? i'm not exactly dense you know, for not claiming back my money, but to me, why should we let money get in the way of a relationship??

if you want to be so penny-pinching, i think you should just bloody hell FUCK OFF!

love,
chanel

ps: sorry for the use of vulgarites, but need a vent to rant!!

♥ the last words are written at 11:51 PM

Monday, October 29, 2007

hell loada photos

WARNING: HELL LOADA PHOTOS!!

aw man, i actually ALMOST published a post FULL of photos which took me almost ONE WHOLE DAY to upload when due to some unforseen circumstances(like my lappy hanging and that blogger did not autosave), i had to republish a whole post full of photos AGAIN!

man am i pissed, i could kill someone right now.

ahem...excuse me, i'm currently going through the first step of depression: self-denial

ARGHHHHH........

forget it, complaining and whining will not help, will it?

was kinda busy these few days with preparations for Halloween and being hooked up by Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. speaking of Harry Potter.......

NEWS FLASH: Albus Dumbledore is GAY!! its true!! JK Rowling herself admitted it.

damn the blasphemy of it all!! i can never in my mind imagine Dumbledore humping another guy. OR WORSE!! him being humped!! isn't he suppose to be all lordly, knowledgeable and CALIBATE?????

i wished she didn't admit it.

ok ok, sorry for the digression, here are the photos of my photoshoots as promised. did not upload all of them and did not resize it. more than 700 over photos lei, don't play play.

feeling so chinafied man.

sorry la, the school's internet really slow, so it took quite long to actually upload them. and since i'm one inpatient girl, there's only this 3 . *chuckles*

next up, my lil sis's graduation. congrats qi qi !!

oh yea, that's my girl

i know i look terrible without make up in this picture and that my sis is prettier than me, so stop rubbing it in already. this was after her very first dance performance. i see great potential. but then again, how can she not?? she is MY sis.

alrights, went for a Halloween Party on saturday. went club hopping around again. first stop was zouk, followed by MOS and lastly Attica. man it was damn crowded everywhere i tell you. ghouls, witches, vampires, playboy bunny, trannys and even Barnie the purple dinosaur was all queueing to get into the club!!

i was telling karen that i want to be a playboy bunny next year, complete with fishnet stockings. but judging from how many playboy bunnies was hopping around, decided to be a spartan woman. hell yea!!!

its really amusing to see that almost everyone was in their costumes and not afraid to flaunt it. it is the night where i've changed my perspective of singaporeans .

the girls was busy making blood in the toilet while i was busy.......

playing with bobby!!!

fel's intrigueingly obsessed with my corset.

karen here is a murderess

indecisive dead bride?? let's see, who shall be my groom..

abused or murdered lolita

who said that ghouls cannot act cute??

i found out that being a dead bride is not as easy as it seems as i got to keep reminding myself to not smile. well. dead brides don't smile, do they??

say hello to the bouncer of zouk!!

ghouls and muderesses having a feast at mac

a blurred picture of some roman soldiers

next up....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR BROTHER!!!

as i'm currently quite broke at the moment, your present has gotta wait yea??

went to have dinner as a family at some international restaurant which made me so full with good food that i almost burst into tears. hate that feeling. URGHH...

the birthday boy pigging out.

lotsa thanks to pops fo helping me peel the prawns, knowling full well i will never do it myself.

i admit i look a tad pudgy in this picture, but who does'nt when you smile with your mouth full??

durian puff with REAL durian inside

feeling orgasmic??

i was online shopping just now at victoria's secrets and found out that tis' the season of all that glitters!! love those bras,especially the second one. anyone wanna get it for me?? i'll be entirely grateful.

some random photos before i end off..

mr horny's picture came in just before i was going to publish this post

Bam Bam pigging out on a sunflower seed.

alright, i think i shall end this post here before i get my hands on any other photos.

signing off,

love,
chanel

ps: i've figured out why i blew up the way i did on saturday. thanks to my monthly mood swings. anyways, sorry mr horny for treating you the way i did....

♥ the last words are written at 9:10 AM

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

DRESSED TO KILL AND THE KKK

DRESSED TO KILL AND THE KKK

I immediately had the urge to blog on my way to school upon descending my eyes on this certain girl on the bus. well, she had me staring at her till i almost forgot to get off the bus!

you might be asking, is that girl that pretty that she caught my attention?

HELL NO!!!

it was her dressing that had me staring. well, it was'nt what i call appropriate for school as she was wearing a floral tube.

i've got nothing against wearing tubes to school, trust me. what can i say, she was a bit on the chubby side, so i would expect that her boobs would have been more fuller, but from the view of things, she seems even more flatter than me! whats more, she wore her tube so low, it made her boobs seems like its sagging BIG time! and yea, not forgetting the fact that she was flat.

that was not all, she had to wear a teeny weeny jacket, those that ends above the bra strap, so from the back, black, a broad strip of skin, and then floral.

furthermore, she was wearing eyeliner so thick that it made her look like the second wife of marilyn manson, complete with faux eye lashes.

oh well, if she's fine with what she wears. i've got no objections.

anyway, learnt something about the Ku Klux Klan, aka KKK, thanks to mr horny who said " they are evil people" . well, did some research on it to find out how evil are they.

these members of the KKK supports white supremacy, anti-semitism, anti-catholicism, racism, homophobia, anti-communism and nativism. These organizations have often used terrorism, violence, and acts of intimidation, such as cross burning and lynching to oppress african americans and other ethnic groups.

ok, some challenging words there.

white supremacy --> thinking that white people are superior to the blacks
anti-semitism --> discrimination against the jews
anti-catholicism --> prejudicsm against the roman catholic church
homophobia --> hatred and fear against homosexuality
anti-communism --> opposition of immigration
lynching --> execution by hanging and burning

cross burning

lynching

from my point of view, they seem like a really sad bunch of people, hating so many things at once and resorting to such ghastly violence to get things their way. EVIL is all i can say. what's happening to world peace??

at least now you people know the lyrics from 'where is the love' by the Black Eyed Peas which goes 'terrorists here livin` In the USA, the big CIA The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK ' was not meant to make the rap sound complete (which used to be my thinking).

the Bloods and the Crips are actually well known gangs in America.

oh well, another thing, i was on the bus watching Channel News Asia on the bus, (thanks to TV Mobile, i can proudly proclaim that i know my current affairs) and learned that the Dalai Lama has gone to Washington DC to meet George Bush.

first thing on my mind, does'nt he feel cold dressed so little in America??

for those who do not know how he looks like, here's a picture of him.

i would have froze to death judging from how afraid of coldness i am.

alright, gotta go. super long blog entry man!

signing off,

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 9:15 AM

Monday, October 15, 2007

BAM BAM BAM

BAM BAM BAM

a new hamster have come to stay in my room by the name of BAM BAM!! say hi to BAM BAM people!!

like the blurry effect?? spent alot of time on the focusing and the correct angle to get it.
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who am i kidding??? alright alright, i admit, my camera phone was from the stone age, so, pardon me for the bad quality.

i'm sure the pet shop taught their hamsters how to act cute because i practically fell in love with him! call it love at first sight. oh well, it might look like ah b BUT it is not. i know i know, all hamsters look alike, but think in their shoes, would'nt it be the same to them that all humans look alike too??? how would you feel if someone said you look like the person beside the person beside the person beside you???

let's say the movie Ratatouille (or whatever it is spelt) the rats all look the same from our point of view, but if you were to look closer, they are all different and unique, just like us!

who knows, with the correct communication and skills, i might even teach BAM BAM how to cook. yum~~

wait, why am i digressing and talking about rodents??

anyway, its all thanks to russell, aka racheal sista! thanks for getting me another hammy to accompany me at night when i sleep. i'll keep you updated with lotsa photos

alright, nothing has given me much inspiration to write, so i'll just keep it short and simple.

bye people!

signing off,

OH MY...... SHERMAN HAS JUST CAME OVER SPECIFICALLY TO REMIND ME THAT THE O LEVEL MATHS PAPER IS JUST NEXT FRIDAY!!

i am such a goner.

love,
chanel

ps: please stop making lose trust in you. much as i want to believe, from point of others around, i cannot bring myself to believe you.

♥ the last words are written at 12:15 PM

Thursday, October 11, 2007

paradoxes? existance?

OMG, UNIVERSAL NIHILISM IS TRUE !

found an interesting argument in school today. in summary, it is about paradoxes and paradoxes are actually conflicting and contradicting conclusions depite the same logical reasoning.

what i found interesting was about Universal Nilhilism. nihilism means the belief of non-existance. for something to exist, it must have a duration before we can judge its morality, such as the existance of unicorns, it does not exist as there is no records of its duration on earth.

The past and the future do not exist; they are not there, in the world. Perhaps the past once existed, and perhaps its effects can still be seen in the world today, but the past doesn’t exist now; if it exists now, then where is it? And perhaps the future will exist one day, but it doesn’t exist yet; again, if it exists now, then where is it? The past and the future clearly do not exist; the universe consists only of the gap between them, the present.

how large then, it the gap between the past and the future?

If its beginning were present then its middle and end would be future. If its middle were present, then its beginning would be past and its end would be future. If its end were present then its beginning and middle would be past.

The present, then, has no duration; there is no gap between the past and the future. It has already been seen, though, that to say that something has no duration is to say that it does not exist. The present, then, like the past and the future, does not exist.

If there is neither past, nor present, nor future, though, then what is there? Nothing. Nothing exists at all. Universal nihilism is true.

does anyone even understand what i am sayng here??? oh well, forget it.

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 12:51 PM

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Different stories wit the same ending??

DIFFERENT STORIES WITH THE SAME ENDING?

well, that was what i heard, two stories, same ending. so tell me, which am i to believe?

i do know what has happen and i do know the stakeholder's points of view. much as i want to ignore it, i do not wish it will affect the future. one way or another, i am losing trust.

am i suppose to submit to obligations and ignore the REAL truth out there? what consequences will there be? how will it affect me and the people around??

much as i want to want to commit , i admit i do fear. i do not want to experience the pain and go through it all over again, that's the reason for holding back.

moody tuesday.

signing off,

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 10:58 AM

Monday, October 08, 2007

restless as usual: clubber cum beach gal

PROCRASTINATING..............................

oh man, i'm feeling damn restless and yet feeling uber lazy at the same time, so pardon me for the late post.

well, as i said, i now blog only when there's photos to upload, go figure. hell lot of photos taken over the weekend.

busy busy busy

went phuture on friday night wih fel despite the lesson learnt the last time i went there on a friday night. but at least this time the music was much better than the previous. met see song, a school senior, and started a makeshift dance competition.

met one of karen's friend, marcus, who is a hip hop dancer AND a salsa dancer! way cool, so i've found a great dancing partner yea.

anyway, felicia, karen and her friends kept asking me to teach them to dance, but what am i to do when the dance floor is so jammed packed you can hardly move?

oh yea, met up with this trainee dj who kept buying us drinks by the jugs, which made us feel quite in debt to him as we kept trying to shake him away.oh well, friends no more with him though. too bad you're WAY too childish for me to even bear standing beside you. thanks for the drinks though.

damn, no muse, no flow. pardon me for the dry writing. suffering from what they call 'writer's block'

my outfit for Phuture

love this pic

went sento the next day which mr horny seems very excited about, waking us all up at 8am!!! sheesh, wakin up at such an unearthly hour on a saturday??? you should have known better what response to get.

anyway, we reached there in time for the sun set, which i forgot to take as i was floating in the middle of the waters.

lotsa republicans (china peeps) and a couple of gays that caught our attention acting and dressed in the most unglam manner yet.