Thursday, May 03, 2007

spidey suck

STOP THE TALK ABOUT SPIDEY

those who go on saying that spidey rocks will get digressed by me! seriously, the movie was seriously not up to expectations, being the last show and all. lucky i did not have to pay for it.

i went to watch spidey(short for spiderman) yesterday with kelvin and hui xing at plaza singapura after school. we've got free tickets to the movie, thanks to kelvin's uncle. we even had free popcorn and coke!

the movie seemed to have some effect on me as my bladder seemed to have shrunk by half. i need to go to the toilet, like 3 times. or maybe its just too much coke. well, since we watched at gv, the stupid 20 minutes commercial almost had me rotted there and then. the commercials was so freakin long that for someone like me, with no patince, i was pissed off.

soon, the show starts, much to the relieve to the whole audience. the movie, well, did not start off with a big bang and stuff. it just started with spiderman swinging round and saying "i'm just your friendly neighbourhood, you know" well, what's so secretive about that? you cannot assume eveyone in the audience in knows who spidey is. that's not the main point though.

another thing, what's up with the web shooting thing? if you people have not noticed, it is of no use, even if there is, it is also of minimal damage. so i conclude that it is of no use.nil.nada.

regarding spidey turning to the dark side, well, i like it. serious. it makes him look almost sexy, except the part where he goes unto the street dancing, so not cool. it make him look like he's an over-enthusiast of 'dancing in the rain' with all that dancing on the streets thingy.

back to spidey being sexy.yes. he is, looking all gothic and stuff. typical bad boy. well, chinese have this saying ' nan ren bu huai, nu ren bu ai' . it simply means ladies are attracted to bad guys. and that aggresseion of his, damn sexy la . not that i want my man to be like that.

and for the duration of the whole movie, i suddenly had the flashback of me watching titanic. both very long duration, but at least titanic was so mch better, with the romance, prejudicsm and bed scenes. spidey was more like the lord of the rings, little sigh on a big yawn. i even caught myself and my peeps looking at their watches. seriously, does it have to be that long? my ass was aching like hell after that.

although it has it bad points, it has it positive points too. having very good graphics and portraying spidey more like a human then a super hero with him womanising, splurging , being all self-centred and getting ditched. it comforts us mortals that even superheros like spidey go through those too.

went home directly after that, was half frozen by the time i got off the bus despite me having a jacket. okok, gotta sign off already. poor kelvin is doing the group work all by himself.

love,
chanel

ps: did anyone notice that peter parker has gotten fat around the face and he cries quit uglily. better slim down or risk not only losing his spandex