Thursday, May 10, 2007

muscle aches and the man

HELL HAVE NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED

who can recommend me a full body massage??? i mean the real one, not the sleazy ones that ah peks go to. my whole body feels like its been in a car crash over and over again within a short period of 5 hours.

the reason for this eternal agony of mine is because of cheerleading. i went for the trainig yesterday and i tell you, its much more tormenting than being in hell. i am serious. like me describe in detail what we did.

stretching and splits
running around the school
jumping jacks
push ups
crunches
leg lifts
body curls
scissors jumps

and that was only the warming up and we did it non-stop. i swear i can see my life flashed before me and the only motivation i had was to have a beautiful bod. ah! the things woman do for the sake of beauty. after the warm ups, we learned to do some basic stunts and we had to learn to lock our whole body up, so yea, we looked like some petrified-looking girls. and you know what we did for cool downs?

100m shuttle print
push ups
crunches

well, i think with enough discipline, i should be able to fufill my new year's resolution, and that's to tone up my abs.

it was just yesterday and today i am able to actually feel my abs hardening. yay! three cheers for me! but my whole body is aching quite terribly, that's the down side.

after cheerleading, thank god for felicia's bf, who came to fetch us to eat our dinner cum supper at bedok's 85 market. as he drove a van,i had to sit at the back and you know what, felicia's bf is one helluva driver, not in the good way though,with me sitting at the back. i almost fell asleep at the back until he made an emergency break and i could actually feel myself sliding all the way to the front. i had to use my elbow to actually stop myself from crashing into the the front. so yea, i now have a really painful abrasion on my left elbow. sobz

during supper, felicia said something that actually made me think, think about how people actually think of me. get it? well, i shall start my verbal vomit right now. people who do not care about what i am going say for the next few paragraphs, i suggest that you just ignore it and scroll to the end.

she made me think that people actually do not think the way of me that i want them to think. yes, i am serious. despite me trying to be nice and all to these insolent fools, they can actually smile at me and turn around and call me a slut. i mean seriously, then what is the point of me treating you nice in the first place?

haven't these childish imbeciles not heard of this famous qoute : do unto others what you want others to do unto you.

oh wait, i already said that they are childish imbeciles, so maybe they won't know such a qoute
as while the whole world is revolving and facing their own freaking problems, they are still sucking on their mother's tits.

grow up people! people aged 16 and above are considered teenagers, not adolescents any longer, so please, for the sake of all humanity, stop being so childish.

i haved been named alot of things which include the famous slut and bitch. i am not a slut, i know, as i have not stolen or slept with anyone's bf. for the bitch, analogically, i admit i am, i bitch about anything under the sun, that's what most girls do,( unless their some undercover nun) so what can you do to me? crucify me? if you are talking theoritically, i am certain i am not a bitch as firstly, i am not a dog, and secondly, i do not sleep around. is it very difficult to differentiate?

seriously, i do not understand why people have to talk behind my back? scared of what i can do to you? i would appreciate it better if you say it to my face. i am no push over god dammit. i do not have to tolerate any of this nonsense. I WILL NOT LET THE MAN BRING ME DOWN!

for people who do not know who the man is, well, i'm not talking about anyone in particular, its just a figure of speech. but if you want to know it as an analogy, well, its usually described as a rich and powerful man, usually white.

then dear have to throw me another problem, as if all these is not enough. damn

love,
chanel

ps: i suggest that people should try not to piss me off. i am going through a rough patch right now and i swear, any taunting and i swear i i'll explode right before your very eyes and make your life a living hell. case closed. have a nice day.