Tuesday, May 29, 2007

300 hundred rocks!

300, NONE THE LESS

just finished watching another kickass movie called 300 and damn, its a helluva great movie. seriously. i've never enjoyed a movie as violent as that before.

♥ the last words are written at 10:53 PM

Monday, May 28, 2007

so many to bitch about

SO MANY THINGS TO BITCH ABOUT

so many things to bitch, so little time. i've got so much to say but i've just had such a super busy weekend.

on last friday, there was this female colleague of mine called Irene who super pissed me off la. its my second time working with her and now i hate her. dear and her have worked together before and he seems to have alot of comments about her. regarding her laziness and some other unspeakable secrets. although she's only a junior captain, she goes around ordering people and works like she has no hands. things she can do herself, must ask other people to do. who the hell does she thinks she is.

and about the bf she is gonna marry in two years. well, he's a freakin nepalese la. not that i am racist lorz, but what makes her so sure he will wanna settle down in singapore?? most of them work for their family back home. so dream on girl.

damn, i'm such a disgusting procrastinator. i have to wait till monday in school then i blog, when all the hard invoked feeling are all gone. so yea, i actually had alot to say, but now all my thoughts have been blown away with the air con.

anyway anyway, i watched pirates( shortened to potc) last sat and it rocks i tell ya. a thousand, no, maybe a trillion times better than spidey. although i watched it in quite an uncomfortable position, i enjoyed it la.

ORLANDO BLOOM is so freaking hot can. he got me hyperventilating for a while but the first scene where he appeared is quite unglam. god must have spent more time on him. AHHHH.... and the marriage proposal is so.... damn, unexpected, for any girl. but freaking sweet la. but too bad, i don't think that there will be a proposal like that for me, since i do not support violence and you will not be seeing me on a pirate ship fighting in the most unglam manner anytime soon. how can someone so hot be allowed to walk in the face of this earth??? it should be made illegal to look so hot as it will cause woman to hyperventilate and maybe die of spasms.

eye candy eye candy eye candy eye candy eye candy eye candy eye candy eye candy

♥ the last words are written at 9:36 AM

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

disgusting men on the bus

DISGUSTING MEN ON THE BUS

i am seriously disgusted by men on the bus today which actually got me cursing at them in my heart and made me want to blog and bitch about them early in the morning.

why is it that men these days seem to get more and more lazy, or worse, weak?

i was on the bus on the way to school, and as usual, had to stand. as i was standing near the stairs, i saw this girl already standing on the stairs. smart people with logic will know that the top deck is full and thus the girl standing on the stairs.

then this uncle had to squeeze past the crowd and get unto the stairs to see if there is any seats available upstairs. when he could not find one, he resorted to seating on the top of the stairs. hello? is he blind or is that girl standing on the stairs a hallucination that i saw?

as if this uncle is not bad enough, this other guy standing in front of me just suddenly squat down. i understand if he is feeling faint or something, but he seriously is not showing any symptoms of fainting, eg, perspiring profusely or shivering. he is just squating as if his legs has just turned jelly or something. and to make things worse, he squeezed past me just to seat on the stairs!

is guys these days so weak as to be unable to stand a few minutes on the bus?? totally disgusting. whatever happened to 'lady's first' ? even if it is the 21st century and men these days are no longer gentlemen, what has happened to the basic mannerism??

oh ya, another thing i want to bitch about is that there should be a day where all the naggy people of the world will just shut up, for one day i also will happy. had to start off my morning to a whole bunch of nags.

i suggest that all these noisy people should just go for one day of jacob's class and learn the theory behind the supply and demand theory. somebody should seriously tell them that all their talk is dirt cheap as, well, the supply greatly exceeds demand.

and and maybe, tell them to shut up for the whole of humanities sake. too much methane gas and carbon dioxide from their mouths is actually causing some important environmental issues like global warming.

ok, i've bitched myself happy. sgning off

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 9:28 AM

Monday, May 21, 2007

I MISS SCH!

I MISS SCHOOL!!!

haha. its been a long time since i said that sentence. but yea. i freaking hell miss school la, although i only missed two days. compared to those chicken pox victims of my class, mine is considered insignificant.

had a bad flu, followed by high fever since last friday. so my weekend was'nt considered fun, except for the episode where i almost fainted in church while singing praise and worship, or when i almost died while working as i was the runner(the person who brings the food to you),or, when i was stuck in the airport as some smart alecky activated the fire alarm, thus me not being able to go home, OR, when dear wanted to bring me to the doctor at 1am in the morning. come to think of it, it was quite fun.

i'm lucky that my flu did not develop into a sore throat or cough which i detest ever so greatly.

why oh why am i stuck at home when i should be having fun in school!!!

ok, i'm stopping here. too many words and radiation from gucci is giving me a headache.

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 12:29 PM

Thursday, May 17, 2007

my poor gucci

MY POOR GUCCI. SUP HOMMIES!!

today was uber fun, although my poor gucci fell sick. for people who still do not know what i am saying about, well, gucci is the name of my lap top and yea, it has a virus in it. and because of that stupid worm virus, i had to reformat my comp.

seriously, i will personally kill the person if i ever manage to find out who the freaking smart aleck is. so you think go around spoiling people's computers very fun la. hope you get the whole world's virus in your computer, and when you get a new one, the virus will all come back to you again, and again, and again, and again, till you decide to kill yourself and die.

humph, i've cursed till i'm happy. oh yea, back to the fun day today.as i had to reformat my computer, i skipped almost the half a day's lesson. and the best thing is that i was not alone. more than 3/4 of my class also went with me to reformat their computers. and for those who has healthy computers, they came down anyway just to join the crowd. so its like in class only left less then 8 people la. my class rocks man when it comes to this. super fun la. SUP HOMMIES!!

yea, had fun at IT help desk and bullying mr. koong bak pao but now that i think back, i feel so mean la, although he is so nice to us, yet we told him in the face that we lazy to go back to class for lessons. so more he never scold us la. guilty.

when we at last went back for class, instead of doing on our work, we were busy taking photos o wei xiang's apple web cam and i tell you, its damn fun la. i think i laughed till i almost died of spasms. and my classmates found out another of my deep dark secret, that i'm a..............................................

CAM WHORE!!

*evil laughter*

me and fel were practically hogging the camera. as you can see, almost every photo has at least one of us in it. so yea, caught guilty!

i feel so useless la. felicia actually managed to persuade me to quit cheerleading. ok, i know that it is breathe-taking(literally, i found myself hyperventilating),but what has happened to my sense of discipline???? what has happened to my self-motivation and wanting to get all school-spirited? what about getting a hot body????? be careful of felicia i tell you, she can actually made me give up all these . thanks man. how can i ever gain self-actualisation at this rate? so now i have to condemn myself to diong 20 crunches every night. not that i am complaining or anything.

ok ok,for the self-disfiguring photos, i'm only gonna put some nice ones as there is just simply too much(i'm mortifyingly lazy i admit). i seriously do not know what made me do it and still proudly post it on my blog. the human mind works in such weird ways.

so here you go, enjoy laughing your knockers off.

♥ the last words are written at 8:54 PM

Monday, May 14, 2007

all good things

oh my, what has happened to blogger?? i could not go into blogger for the past few days. had so much to say, but now, i forgot.

had an exciting weekend. me and dear have made up . hooray! he came to find me directly after bookin out so i got quite a shock when i saw an army guy with a BIG bag of things standing outside my door really early in the morning. can you imagine he actually took the train all the way from the other end of singapore to tampines just to find me?? sweets

went to Phuture after a long day and although i was freaking tired, i wanted to club. well, it is a saturday night afterall. Phuture was extremely crowded and we could not really dance. t was quite disgusting as bodies will start rubbing against you and sweat from others will drip unto you.

saw some disgustng scenes, including a short vertically-challenged girl rubbing her body against this guy. i'm not very sure if that guy is her bf or not, but seriously, if i was that guy and she was not my girl, i would seriously slap her till she flys to MOS to seduce some other guys, just get away from me. i am not discriminating, i am just trying to say, why must she make herself seem so hard up for guys?

if you are hot, guys will come to you. not the other way round. now that's a qoute to remember.

the music at Phuture is seriously loud i tell you. i could hardly hear myself think, let alone hear others speak. i could even feel the waves of vibration from the speakers,no kidding! despite the deafening volume, they play really great music except for a few slow songs which was quite a bummer. the only souveniers i brought home after that was the ringing in my ears and maybe a few dead ear cells.

i remember my physics teacher telling me that when you hear a ringing in your ears, it is actually a funeral march for your ear cells. so yea, i've got some dead ear cells now.

had my usual serving of bourbon coke before dear's friend cheated me into thinking the stout he was holding was a coke. so i almost practically puke all over his face. why do people drink such disgusting stuff anyway?

was knocked out on the way home in the car. i was extremely tired, from waking up so early, to running all over singapore and dancing the night away.

ok, gotta go lunch. signing off

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 1:09 PM

Thursday, May 10, 2007

muscle aches and the man

HELL HAVE NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED

who can recommend me a full body massage??? i mean the real one, not the sleazy ones that ah peks go to. my whole body feels like its been in a car crash over and over again within a short period of 5 hours.

the reason for this eternal agony of mine is because of cheerleading. i went for the trainig yesterday and i tell you, its much more tormenting than being in hell. i am serious. like me describe in detail what we did.

stretching and splits
running around the school
jumping jacks
push ups
crunches
leg lifts
body curls
scissors jumps

and that was only the warming up and we did it non-stop. i swear i can see my life flashed before me and the only motivation i had was to have a beautiful bod. ah! the things woman do for the sake of beauty. after the warm ups, we learned to do some basic stunts and we had to learn to lock our whole body up, so yea, we looked like some petrified-looking girls. and you know what we did for cool downs?

100m shuttle print
push ups
crunches

well, i think with enough discipline, i should be able to fufill my new year's resolution, and that's to tone up my abs.

it was just yesterday and today i am able to actually feel my abs hardening. yay! three cheers for me! but my whole body is aching quite terribly, that's the down side.

after cheerleading, thank god for felicia's bf, who came to fetch us to eat our dinner cum supper at bedok's 85 market. as he drove a van,i had to sit at the back and you know what, felicia's bf is one helluva driver, not in the good way though,with me sitting at the back. i almost fell asleep at the back until he made an emergency break and i could actually feel myself sliding all the way to the front. i had to use my elbow to actually stop myself from crashing into the the front. so yea, i now have a really painful abrasion on my left elbow. sobz

during supper, felicia said something that actually made me think, think about how people actually think of me. get it? well, i shall start my verbal vomit right now. people who do not care about what i am going say for the next few paragraphs, i suggest that you just ignore it and scroll to the end.

she made me think that people actually do not think the way of me that i want them to think. yes, i am serious. despite me trying to be nice and all to these insolent fools, they can actually smile at me and turn around and call me a slut. i mean seriously, then what is the point of me treating you nice in the first place?

haven't these childish imbeciles not heard of this famous qoute : do unto others what you want others to do unto you.

oh wait, i already said that they are childish imbeciles, so maybe they won't know such a qoute
as while the whole world is revolving and facing their own freaking problems, they are still sucking on their mother's tits.

grow up people! people aged 16 and above are considered teenagers, not adolescents any longer, so please, for the sake of all humanity, stop being so childish.


i haved been named alot of things which include the famous slut and bitch. i am not a slut, i know, as i have not stolen or slept with anyone's bf. for the bitch, analogically, i admit i am, i bitch about anything under the sun, that's what most girls do,( unless their some undercover nun) so what can you do to me? crucify me? if you are talking theoritically, i am certain i am not a bitch as firstly, i am not a dog, and secondly, i do not sleep around. is it very difficult to differentiate?

seriously, i do not understand why people have to talk behind my back? scared of what i can do to you? i would appreciate it better if you say it to my face. i am no push over god dammit. i do not have to tolerate any of this nonsense. I WILL NOT LET THE MAN BRING ME DOWN!

for people who do not know who the man is, well, i'm not talking about anyone in particular, its just a figure of speech. but if you want to know it as an analogy, well, its usually described as a rich and powerful man, usually white.

then dear have to throw me another problem, as if all these is not enough. damn

love,
chanel


ps: i suggest that people should try not to piss me off. i am going through a rough patch right now and i swear, any taunting and i swear i i'll explode right before your very eyes and make your life a living hell. case closed. have a nice day.

♥ the last words are written at 9:47 AM

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

SALSA SALSA SALSA

SALSA SALSA SALSA

school as normal yesterday till after school,the usual eatin fast food in class, listenin to music and presentations. wanna know why? yes! i joined one of the hottest dance on the planet! no, not pole dance, salsa. yea.

i went for the first lesson yesterday and it was helluva fun man i tell ya. serious. we learnt the basic steps and turning. the only sad thing is that there is not enough guys so we had to take turn to have partners. wait, another sad thing is that the duration of the lesson is too short! i digress! seriously, one and a half hour, its so short la. what happened to long hours of practice and stuff??? why can't it have the same duration as cheerleading?? why why why??

ok, ignore me, i'm just throwing a bitch fit right now.

and ya know what? (what!).the teacher is damn nice and damn chio la. ok, i know most dance instructors are really nice and humourous, but seriously, she is seriously patient. and even kelvin said he enjoyed it.

after the lesson, the seniors was able to showcase their skills. i tell you, they are freakin good la. and whats more, that couple happen to be a couple. so its like when you see them looking at each other while dancing, its like so romantic la. and they are really good at the dance lorz. i'm jealous, damn it.

ok, i shall not keep complaining. facilitator's here

love,
chanel

♥ the last words are written at 10:32 AM

Sunday, May 06, 2007

one night stand

ONE NIGHT STAND, ANYONE?

yupz, and that's the name of the camp i went to last friday. sorry for the late post as i was too tird and lazy to blog. you can say, i was too lazy to even on the computer. it was organised by my school, school of sports,health and leisure, and it turned out to be quite fun as i had made even more new friends! as the name says, the camp is for one night only, but no, we did not have mass orgies or something.

it started out quite badly, super boring with all those usual ice-breaker games and trying to make up some cheers. little sigh on a big yawn. and it was dinner. dinner was so much better then the one we had during orientation camp.seriously.at least we had nice drinks like ribena.
after dinner was free and easy. was online for a while, talking to kelly before i bath. speaking of bathing, i experienced one hell of a bathe. serious. you know why? the water was freaking cold i tell you. i and felicia was practically screaming everytime we turn on the shower. the water was that cold that i cannot seem to even try to get used to it

some terms that felicia named the shower:

its like pressing the 'kill me' button
the button used in 'fear factor ' to see who can stand it longest

persuaded now?

anyway, after bathing, me and felicia talked about the 'birds and the bees' if you know what i mean. if you don't, go ask your mum. muahahahaha.just when we were finally preparing to go to bed, not that we have any bed to sleep on, andrew ,douglas and some girls i dun really know came over to disturb us and tempt us with potato chips.

that was how the 'truth or dare' started. at first it ws all the normal questions (are you still a virgin?) and dares ( go to that guy and shut down his lappy). i did'nt know how, but it started to get worse to, questions(what is your most lewd fantasy/have you ever fingered or oralled?) and dares (kiss andrew's ass/ kiss or french a random person) i am serious. so i ended up kissing 3 guys, see song, andrew and douglas. don't look so shocked ok, i did not hide this from dear, and when you see two guys kissin, whoa, hot stuff man! our hard core truth or dare actually attracted alot of people to play but we cannot let in too many. no cameras were allowed to protect the dignity of our guys though, so sorry, no pictures on the game.

the game dragged on till there is hardly time to sleep and i found myself waking up with a splitting headache. felicia and me were so tired we actually fell asleep during breakfast. can you believe it?

then it was more games till lunch. but i admit, the games we played as a team was much more fun. i found myself laughing till my cheeks hurt. then it was lunch and off to home sweet home we go. i've missd my bed so much that i just went straight to bed, yes, without washing my face. so what? shoot me.





is zul trying to... ermz... give birth? or attempting a split?

♥ the last words are written at 6:44 PM

Thursday, May 03, 2007

spidey suck

STOP THE TALK ABOUT SPIDEY

those who go on saying that spidey rocks will get digressed by me! seriously, the movie was seriously not up to expectations, being the last show and all. lucky i did not have to pay for it.

i went to watch spidey(short for spiderman) yesterday with kelvin and hui xing at plaza singapura after school. we've got free tickets to the movie, thanks to kelvin's uncle. we even had free popcorn and coke!

the movie seemed to have some effect on me as my bladder seemed to have shrunk by half. i need to go to the toilet, like 3 times. or maybe its just too much coke. well, since we watched at gv, the stupid 20 minutes commercial almost had me rotted there and then. the commercials was so freakin long that for someone like me, with no patince, i was pissed off.

soon, the show starts, much to the relieve to the whole audience. the movie, well, did not start off with a big bang and stuff. it just started with spiderman swinging round and saying "i'm just your friendly neighbourhood, you know" well, what's so secretive about that? you cannot assume eveyone in the audience in knows who spidey is. that's not the main point though.

another thing, what's up with the web shooting thing? if you people have not noticed, it is of no use, even if there is, it is also of minimal damage. so i conclude that it is of no use.nil.nada.

regarding spidey turning to the dark side, well, i like it. serious. it makes him look almost sexy, except the part where he goes unto the street dancing, so not cool. it make him look like he's an over-enthusiast of 'dancing in the rain' with all that dancing on the streets thingy.

back to spidey being sexy.yes. he is, looking all gothic and stuff. typical bad boy. well, chinese have this saying ' nan ren bu huai, nu ren bu ai' . it simply means ladies are attracted to bad guys. and that aggresseion of his, damn sexy la . not that i want my man to be like that.

and for the duration of the whole movie, i suddenly had the flashback of me watching titanic. both very long duration, but at least titanic was so mch better, with the romance, prejudicsm and bed scenes. spidey was more like the lord of the rings, little sigh on a big yawn. i even caught myself and my peeps looking at their watches. seriously, does it have to be that long? my ass was aching like hell after that.

although it has it bad points, it has it positive points too. having very good graphics and portraying spidey more like a human then a super hero with him womanising, splurging , being all self-centred and getting ditched. it comforts us mortals that even superheros like spidey go through those too.

went home directly after that, was half frozen by the time i got off the bus despite me having a jacket. okok, gotta sign off already. poor kelvin is doing the group work all by himself.

love,
chanel



ps: did anyone notice that peter parker has gotten fat around the face and he cries quit uglily. better slim down or risk not only losing his spandex

♥ the last words are written at 10:14 AM

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

rain sand and me !!

RAIN SAND AND ME !!

yesterday was rain rain rain. damn. and i was suppose to go to sentosa beach yesterday as a class outing.

wei xiang was there the earliest, reaching there at 10am, when we agreed to 12pm. thanks to some communcation break down. when me and kelvin reached harbourfront, poor wei xiang was looking very red in the face and eating an ice-cream,probably to cool down from being angry. soon came john.

we then decided to go vivo to play pool while waiting for jc, fel and her bf to come. by then, they were being majorly late. lucky there was a pet safari, thus the dogs kept me company or else i swear,i will be majorly pissed. by the time everybody arrives,it was already 2.30pm. i digress !

well, there was a slight drizzle when we reached there but it stopped by the time we chose a spot. it was then we found out, we didn't have a mat to acually lie on while tanning and no sun tan oil. damn it.can it get any worser?

well, we went to get a mat from one of the stores but not the tannig oil as it was sold at 16 bucks per bottle. totally rip-off man. so in the end, me and felicia decided to just dip ourselves in sea water and then tan. not really caring what will happen to us.

well, jc was the sexiest around in my opinion. not because he has a hotter body then mine, but because he was wearing a pair of white pants and black underwear. damn,slammin hot combination. me and felicia almost died laughing when he came out of the water. after that, we had super good fun burying kelvin into the sand, making turn into a .... a... ermz... a she-male?

muahahaahaha....

ok la, don't make fun of him ok. so what if he is cheerleader?? oops!

overall, it was super duper uber fun. we must do it again smetime. how about it guys?

we are so very evil. ok, photos,photos, PHOTOS!!




me and kelvin trying to act cute but failing terribly

♥ the last words are written at 11:10 AM

she pretends that she is somewhere else, someone else: a famous actress, maybe, an heiress, an exotic norwegian princess, an edwardian debutante; someone accomplished, someone beautiful. afterward though, she washes her face clean so that no one would know that she was making grandiose plans to go places.

GLAMour PUSS

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