Monday, January 22, 2007

to hell with perverts!

TO HELL WITH PERVERTS !

I did not have much time to go online to update my blog. so as you can see i've delayed quite a few days

well, i met two perverts on to consequetive days just last week.

first, i was on the train after work, on my way to meet jessica at orchard. i can say that i was not scantily dressed. afterall, i am comin back from work.

as i was dead tired, as soon as the doors of the train opened, i made a bee line for a seat. so there i was, seated beside a man at the extreme left.

as soon as i sat, this man, around thirti-ish, turned his head 90 degrees to face me. ok, this is not something that happens everyday, so man was i freaked out. then he suddenly talked to me !

i remember listenin to my ipod and talkin to my colleague joxef at the same time, so i could not really make out what he was sayin. i took off my ipod and asked joxef to hold on, maybe this guy is just a traveller askin for directions (afterall, he looks like a china man.)

this was how the conversation went-

china guy: alight at the next stop(in chinese)
me: huh?
china guy: alight at the next stop
me: huh?

i'm freakin out at this point of time,thinkin if there is anything dirty about the seat i am seatin on. i'm lookin around at the other commuters but no one seems to notice anything strange.

china guy(now in english): are you alightin at the next stop? city hall or raffles place?
me: city hall

that was the last thing i said to mr. freaky as i alighted at city hall to transfer to another train.but as i alight, the freaky china man followed me. ok, it might seem normal as most commuters will get off at city hall. as i was kinda freaked out by what happened, i decided to walk away from the freaky china man and continue talkin to joxef.but like bees to honey, he followed me! ok, that is too much of a coincidence if you ask me. he just walked up to my side and stand beside me as if it is the most natural thing in the world! soon, the train came and i ignored him. before i board the train, he said :(again in chinese) i find you extremely pretty.

ok, i'm officially freaked i tell ya.maybe i really am, but i don't wish to be complimented like that by a middle-aged chinese guy! i tried to squeeze my way into the middle of the train but that china man had to follow me. i was complainin like hell to joxef.

joxef: get out of the train!
me:but its not my stop yet.
joxef: then you'll rather let that guy follow you?

i got off obediently and walked as fast as i can all around dhoby ghaut station. that was the last i saw of him. thank god.

as if one pervert is not enough, the next day i've gotta meet another one.

i was walkin towards the traffic light at bugis when i saw an old uncle at the traffic light wavin to me. i at first thought is someone behind, so i looked back, but i was the only one around.i ignored the old man and waited for the green man. there the uncle was, still wavin at me, as if seekin my attention. so i granted him the attention he was seekin for by glancin at him.what i saw shocked me. he was lookin at me and scratchin his croutch !

hello? do i look like a pornstar?

ah ! got scared by a stupid frog, miakin me think the office is dirty. damn that frog, its still on the loose! somebody help me ! ok, train of thoughts dissappeared in a puff of purple smoke.

ciao

love
jasmine