Wednesday, January 24, 2007

nothing in particular

nothing in particular

damn, i am super bored.

all alone in this lonesome office.
feelin nothin but the cold air of the air con
and an empty stomach
behold!
woe is me

convinced that i'm really bored now? i'm just ramblin on about nothingness.therefore i shal start talkin about the conversation between me and kelly yesterday.
after i met kelly, i abandoned poor kenneth to wait for his dad himself. he was kind enough to walk with me from the office to bugis.so i felt kinda bad makin him wait for his dad alone, like a zombie starin into space(thats what he said).

as both of me and kel's stomach was writhin in hunger, we decided to make our way as fast as we can towards the nearest kfc. i think our hunger pangs has took over our mind that we actually forgot to pay the cashier for our food and just made our way(kel carryin the tray of sexy chicken) back to our seats! we have totally no idea that the cashier actually followed us out of the counter to our seats. damn were we embarrassed.haha

somehow through our conversation, somethin happened.
i have no idea what happened to me but i had some disease that makes me super lame to talk to.and to make it worse, its super infectious!

we were talkin about the staff workin in the LV shops

me: how nice if i was workin in an LV shop, i'll get staff discounts.

kel: ya lorz

me: do you know that whenever a staff buys somethin from LV, they get their name embossed inside, so that they cannot sell it away and make profit nor give it to freinds.

kel: really, good what, got personalised bag. do you think they just embosse yuor first name or full name. if only first name then you can sell it to another jasmine. haha

me: think is full name ba. if your name is mary how? the world got so many mary. jesus mother's name also mary. the lamb's owner also called mary.

(kel at this point is givin me the what the hell look.)

me: haha. ok. i know i am super lame.

kel: so you want me to get a wheel chair?

wahahahahaha....
don't you think its so funny and lame? ok. its not. nevermind. i appreciate can le.
see waht i mean. kel has somehow got infected !

there was another conversation that went like this

me: do you know that our local chickens are actually tricked into layin eggs?

kel: really?

me: ya. farmers on and off the lights a couple of times, and bein chickens, they stupidly thought that 3 days have passed and lays an egg.

kel: really(clearly not interested)

me: imagine if the same treatment is done on humans, how many times a day must we give birth???

kel: i'm gettin cold.

kel has somehow built up a certain resistance to my virus.
anyway, went to choose chinese new year's clothes for kel. she bought a really nice toga top and a pair of espadrilles look alike shoes. i also bought a new tank top for only $7! how cheap is that?

so anyway, i ask kel if i could borrow her stuff but she just told me i can if i can fit.ok, so kel is one size bigger than me. everythin of hers that i wear will not be fittin on me. so i complained.
everythin of yours is bigger than mine except your boobs. wahaha.....
and she hit me on my boobs. ok, that's so school girl, i know, and we sort of had a small fight right in front of the escalator, scarin a few people. haha

how sweet, my daaarrrhhhllliiinn facqueline just gave me a mascara which is imported from... from.. ermz.. i forgot. but who cares, its imported and i am one of the minority that owns it. so worship me now people.

haha. KIDDIN.
crazy.i then don't want people worshippin me.

love
jasmine chanel