Thursday, January 25, 2007

i'm stuck

i was readin through xiaxue's archives when i came across this.

Imagine this situation.

YOU ARE A MALE.Saddam Hussein appears one day in your life and abducted the person you love the most in the whole wide world. (This person cannot be a supreme being please.)

He calls you up, and with the voice of your loved one in the background, asks you to go to this warehouse.When you appear, you see him holding your loved one at gunpoint. As a very sick joke, he asks you to choose one of the following to have sex with.

Remember u are a male, not a female.He says, if you do not choose, he would shoot the brains out of your loved one, right before you eyes.Please rank the following alternates to have sex, with 1 being the first choice and 6 being the last choice. RANK, not choose one, k?

1) A 5 year old girl. You do not know her. She is quite pretty.
2) A female donkey of relative cleanliness.
3) Your father's best friend. He is male, aged 55 and is not good looking and quite balding.
4) Gisele Bundchen. Or any supermodel of your choice. Very very beautiful, a peeeerfect body with nice boobs. There's a catch. She died 10 minutes ago of a heart attack.
5) A 75 year old granny. Not related to you. Relatively smelly. Too wrinkled to see whether she was once pretty or not, definite is not now.
6) Your own elder sister, who is 2 years older than you.

Rank! In case you are wondering,
- No, you are not allowed to use a condom.
- Yes, you do know your father's best friend.
- No, you are NOT allowed to close your eyes while shagging.
- Yes, you can choose to do it with the donkey at its vagina or anus.

put your rankings in the tagboard ok??