Thursday, January 18, 2007

gross me out

oh well, another boring day at work. i amaze myself sometimes at the things i do, and that includes bloggin 3 posts a day ! i am that bored ok.

anyway, just wanna talk about a few things that grossed me out.

firstly, i wanna talk about frogs. frogs do not scare me in any way, except how horrible lookin they are. but i wanna talk about dried up ones. well, they are all right in front of me in a tank, dried skinny. it may not sound very gross, but in real life, it will make you go 'eeee'. trust me. they looked all shrunkened up that they do not look like they belong anywhere near the office, but in those chinese medical halls.

secondly, is my boss's fish. almost everyday, i see my boss throw a hideous long creature(nope. not the dick) into the the fish tank. yes. its the centipede. and the fish just gobbles it up in a matter of minutes. seriously, that is some mean feat i tell ya. the centipede is not the kinds you see in nicely pruned gardens,that's millipede you idiot, its the kind that you get to see in a documentary on discovery channel. each centipede is around an average length of 10 cm! ok, its not the length that makes it gross, but how the fish actually eats it. first it waits for it to drown,the way it drown, ha, you'll think it died of spasms. then it makes a quick gobble and swallows it whole, leavin only the head and feelers(i forgotten how it is spelled) stickin out of the mouth while it continues swimmin around happily around the tank happily, as if showin the centipede around. grossed out yet?

thirdly, i stumbled into this website which i used to visit with my friends back when we were in lower secondary. www.rotten.com . they show extreme grosteque pictures which are not for the faint hearted. severed bodies, finger pokin through the eye, you want it, they've got it. was kind of freaked out as i was the only one in the office when i opened this site.

fourthly, this not only grosses me out, but also pisses me off,big time. over the years, i get to know girls that, you know, acts all cute and sweety pie in front of their guy friends or boyfriends, but changes 180 degrees when talkin to us fellow female homosepians.just what is their problem? if i were a guy, i would totally barf right into their so- called sweetie pie faces and tell them to go somewhere to curl up and die. close friends will be shocked as i do not ask people to curl up and die, but yes, i've had enough. as wise people always say, there's a limit to eveything. if you want to treat your friends as a lamp post(as in insignificant) while you and your beau are together, you jolly well DON'T ask them along. i'm sure a great number of people will really appreciate that. i'm not sayin you cannot act all sweet in front of your beau, i sometimes do, but please do respect other's limit because whilst your beau may be enjoyin it, everyone else is queuein up for the toilet to barf their guts out.

actually, alot of other things grosses me out too, like rotten egg yokes, cellulites, sweaty vulvas, sweaty crotchs stainin leotards. well, you get the idea. anyway, got lotsa phone calls comin in so i'm off. ;D

ciao!

love
jasmine